( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

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Comments

[tardily]

and that really was just me.

because i'm that much of sap.

30 min later

[runningstart]

thats not fair

[runningstart]

how am i supposed to not see you as him when you say stuff like that

also 30 minutes later

[tardily]

by remembering what i look like?

i don't know?

[tardily]

i can't change that about me. that's something that sorry you're stuck with no matter what version of him or me or us you get.

[runningstart]

its my problem i guess i can manage

[runningstart]

do you wanna go for a run

withOUT bart i mean

[runningstart]

dont get me wrong i love him but he gets antsy when he has to go slow and then i have to babysit him to make sure he doesnt smack into a truck or a building or something

[tardily]

we'll work on it. and i mean that we'll both on the problems we both have with this.

[tardily]

has he really smacked into a truck before? because i figured he'd just phase through it or something. he does it to my door sometimes which makes me really glad i don't have roommates right now.

[tardily]

and yeah. sure. i don't get antsy when if i have to go slow and i only run into things when i was deaged and back when i first noticed the whole super speed thing.

specifically i literally ran into the back of a van. got me to stop though!

but yeah, just let me get my suit. if you want to go right now.

[runningstart]

yeah now it's good

theres this awesome crab shack in maryland we should go there im gonna take you there

[runningstart]

also he didnt actually run into a truck but he almost got hit by one when he totaled out on the highway but that was ages ago

ABOUT A MINUTE LATER.

[tardily]

i'm outside my door, heropa 13, unless you want me to run to wherever you are. which i would because my mouth is actually salivating a little because of the crab thought.

[tardily]

ps: that does not make it better. possibly worse. but good to know he hasn't totaled in a while?

[runningstart]

uggggh im in nonah dont make me backtrack

can u use the porters

[tardily]

i could make the run to nonah in my sleep at this point, but fine i'll take the porters. you better be in front of them when i get there.

[runningstart]

WOW whos the cocky one now

im already there buddy now ur the one behind chop chop

[tardily]

NOT COCKINESS IF I DID IT ONCE because i was pretty much asleep when i wanted to see a friend.

i'll be there in a flash, just hold your horses or shoes wally.

[runningstart]

nnno nONO NO

NO

WE ARE NOT STARTING WITH THE FLASH NAME PUNS NO

[tardily]

:D :D

TOO LATE ALREADY DONE YOU ARE DOOMED TO DEAL WITH THE FLASH PUNS

[runningstart]

DAMMIT!!!