( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
Hey! You've reached Barry Allen. I'm not available to take your call right now because of— a reason. Leave a message or just text me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP.


The Flash
This is The Flash. Not Kid Flash or Impulse. The Flash. I can't text and run. I'll get back to you ASAP and you know that's pretty fast coming from me. BEEP.

Comments

[tardily]

ps: that does not make it better. possibly worse. but good to know he hasn't totaled in a while?

[runningstart]

uggggh im in nonah dont make me backtrack

can u use the porters

[tardily]

i could make the run to nonah in my sleep at this point, but fine i'll take the porters. you better be in front of them when i get there.

[runningstart]

WOW whos the cocky one now

im already there buddy now ur the one behind chop chop

[tardily]

NOT COCKINESS IF I DID IT ONCE because i was pretty much asleep when i wanted to see a friend.

i'll be there in a flash, just hold your horses or shoes wally.

[runningstart]

nnno nONO NO

NO

WE ARE NOT STARTING WITH THE FLASH NAME PUNS NO

[tardily]

:D :D

TOO LATE ALREADY DONE YOU ARE DOOMED TO DEAL WITH THE FLASH PUNS

[runningstart]

DAMMIT!!!