( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
Hey! You've reached Barry Allen. I'm not available to take your call right now because of— a reason. Leave a message or just text me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP.


The Flash
This is The Flash. Not Kid Flash or Impulse. The Flash. I can't text and run. I'll get back to you ASAP and you know that's pretty fast coming from me. BEEP.

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voice; spoilers i almost did it twice in this thread.

[tardily]

Well well, little dishrag me isn't such a coward after all. I might want to meet him some time.

Oh. Oh Leonard. Haven't you heard that breaking those principles is so much better? Trust me, I know. You don't think you're such a bad guy where I'm from, do you?

voice; at least i follow through and actually mess up

[catchacold]

He's a lot of things. He's not a coward. I wouldn't bother if he wasn't worth the effort.

[Oh. Oh Leonard. Right. Are they at that part already? Next step, sex tape.]

From what I've heard so far, I'm disturbingly non-corrupt, so I'm hoping that ain't true.

voice; well i mean one of us had to.

[tardily]

Please, if you look at his ass the way you look at mine, you'd bother even if he was.

[ Barry ]

That might depend on your definition of non-corrupt. I mean, being involved with a supervillian is pretty corrupt.

voice; I'm a full failure, not just the attempt

[catchacold]

If you're that identical, your ass isn't your best feature.

[Although also very far from being the worst.]

Just how involved are we talking here, because so far it's just been about looking at your ass.

voice; which is a title you should wear proudly

[tardily]

And what would be? My personality?

[ Ha. Now there's a funny joke. ]

Let's just say looking isn't the only thing you do with my ass, Leonard.

voice; I'll get business cards made

[catchacold]

Maybe I'd let the real you in on the secret one day. Although I doubt it.

[He's not the sharing type. Ever.]

Lucky you.

voice; but will they be fancy business cards

[tardily]

It's his loss.

[ Things that are true across time and space: that. ]

Lucky both of us. Or lucky my you. Something tells me I won't get to enjoy that with you around.

voice; 'Failure' in golden letters

[catchacold]

And something tells me he's not about to seize his luck, so we're all stuck with nothing across the board.

voice; JFC THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO HILARIOUS.

[tardily]

You're thinking you're going to get him back. That's adorable.

Come find me when you realize you won't. I'll make it worth your while.

voice; I live to entertain you :(

[catchacold]

You're thinking you'll last.

Now, that is cute.

voice; :( i'm sorry i laughed okay

[tardily]

You're underestimating me. Less cute but not the first time.

voice; it's okay, at least I spread joy

[catchacold]

M-hm.

Tell you what. Come see me this time next week and I'll grant you a wish.

voice; you do and i thank you a lot for it

[tardily]

Any wish?

voice; you're welcome to my ineptitude

[catchacold]

Within the realm of possibility and without including third parties. Why, what are you thinking?

voice;

[tardily]

I'm sure you can guess, Leonard.

See you next week.

[ or never because the normal barry is going to die upon listening to this later. ]

voice;

[catchacold]

Doubtful.

voice;

[tardily]

[ Barry does not say anything, all that's heard on the other end of the feed is a kiss noise.

And then the feed ends. ]