( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
Hey! You've reached Barry Allen. I'm not available to take your call right now because of— a reason. Leave a message or just text me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP.


The Flash
This is The Flash. Not Kid Flash or Impulse. The Flash. I can't text and run. I'll get back to you ASAP and you know that's pretty fast coming from me. BEEP.

Comments

voice; JFC THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO HILARIOUS.

[tardily]

You're thinking you're going to get him back. That's adorable.

Come find me when you realize you won't. I'll make it worth your while.

voice; I live to entertain you :(

[catchacold]

You're thinking you'll last.

Now, that is cute.

voice; :( i'm sorry i laughed okay

[tardily]

You're underestimating me. Less cute but not the first time.

voice; it's okay, at least I spread joy

[catchacold]

M-hm.

Tell you what. Come see me this time next week and I'll grant you a wish.

voice; you do and i thank you a lot for it

[tardily]

Any wish?

voice; you're welcome to my ineptitude

[catchacold]

Within the realm of possibility and without including third parties. Why, what are you thinking?

voice;

[tardily]

I'm sure you can guess, Leonard.

See you next week.

[ or never because the normal barry is going to die upon listening to this later. ]

voice;

[catchacold]

Doubtful.

voice;

[tardily]

[ Barry does not say anything, all that's heard on the other end of the feed is a kiss noise.

And then the feed ends. ]