( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

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[hsalf]

I know and I've already planned ahead for the change.

Red Bolt.
Hermes.
Communist Sprinter.

Personally I like the first two, but with the third one I figure I need to play up the Red Scare aspect of the propaganda machine.

[tardily]

If you go for Communist Sprinter, there's a chance it might get misread. Or you might be confused for an actual Olympian. Not that you don't run into that with Hermes but I wasn't talking about the Greek god Olympians.

Are you sure there isn't anyone named Red Bolt in our universe? That might come here and wonder why you've ruined their good name.

[hsalf]

True, but the point is to be as ludicrous as possible here.

And there is no Red Bolt, not in my time or in yours. Don't worry, no one is going to come and steal your thunder.

[Except Jay Garrick but shhhhhh neither of them know that yet.]

[tardily]

If that's the only point, then I think your names might be a little lacking. Because none of them make me lol immediately.

Really? Did you really have to use the phrase steal your thunder? Or was that your way of just getting your own laughs in.

[ Jay Garrick clearly doesn't exist right now, clearly. If only they knew. ]

[hsalf]

I only ever act on necessity Barry. But, yes, it was intentionally clever of me.

[""Clever.""]

If you're going to be such a critic, then make some up of your own. Cisco can't do all the creative lifting for you. No matter how much he wants to.