( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
Hey! You've reached Barry Allen. I'm not available to take your call right now because of— a reason. Leave a message or just text me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP.


The Flash
This is The Flash. Not Kid Flash or Impulse. The Flash. I can't text and run. I'll get back to you ASAP and you know that's pretty fast coming from me. BEEP.

Comments

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[maglevflash]

How do you wake up completely fine from a coma? I'm not into medicine but isn't nine months a bit long to go without moving? You should have been a twig.
Unless we're defining 'fine' differently.

Locking my door, just in case.

You're too nice to even fake evil genius. Unbelievable.

text;

[tardily]

I had some really good people watching over me. I'm not kidding, my friends pretty much saved my life. Plus I was already a twig. I could not have become more twig.

Can vibrate through doors. :D

I'M. Not. Evil geniuses don't have to kill to be evil geniuses I'm capable of faking it. Just maybe not over text.

text;

[maglevflash]

It's true. You're pretty twiggy.

Somehow this just got REALLY menacing.
Let's go back to science. That was safer.

I'm going to have to see it to believe it, Allen. So far you are probably pug level of evil genius at best.

text;

[tardily]

Says the person who just told me we needed to go back to science because I was being menacing.

:D

text;

[maglevflash]

Okay, you've got me there, but to be fair you can vibrate through doors????

text;

[tardily]

Super speed.

Come on, you know atoms are always moving even when something's solid, right? So, solid wall has atoms moving at a certain speed, I just have to match the speed or go faster than the speed that they're going and then I go through.

Is this what people with phasing powers deal with normally? I should ask that some time.

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[maglevflash]

I can't imagine that was a very fun thing to discover. You didn't get stuck, did you?

Is it a common power? I mean, the science is there, sure, but nothing like that was ever possible back home.
That we saw.

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[tardily]

No! I was totally fine. Pretty sure I would have died if I got stuck.

I haven't asked around? But you know the whole superhero thing you hear about in like movies and stuff. Or books. Superpowers, I'm assuming phasing is one someone might have here.

And there was this explosion back at home. And some people gained weird powers, but no one's mentioned phasing yet.