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he's beauty he's grace he'll fall right on his face.

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i was hungry i'm sorry :(

she is insane and evil but she was charmed too. i know charmed. i saw charmed written on her face. she was smitten and you could bring her over to the good side if it wasn't for captain cold. and laurel was charmed too.

because i know you. and sort of know her. :D you'll lose this argument, promise, i've been taking stubborn lessons from hal and he's basically a brick wall when he wants to be.

:( :( :( :(

okay but if she was charmed it was totally like praying-mantis-before-devouring-their-mate charmed. not that there was any mating!! absolutely none at all because i don't want my head or any other body parts bitten off. or frozen off for that matter.

also speaking of hal has he told you what me-in-his-universe is called because he told me and now i totally can't think of my own totally sweet codename :(

:( I REALLY AM SORRY

i heard there was a kiss. i mean that counts as mating to me. you survived though which. you know. is something.

...he might have when i mentioned your name and i didn't want to tell you because of that? but move past the name cisco, we'll be fighting crime even more than we already are. because you're a teammate on the flash side of things. think about it, vibe, firestorm and flash: protectors of central city. us > team arrow

if you're gonna steal delicious breakfast foods steal them from our OTHER ROOMMATE not your bro that's like bro code 101

okay if that counts as mating to you you seriously need a sex ed refresher course. and i only survived it because she wanted to get me back to her brother's evil lair so it totally doesn't count!

THE NAME IS SO IMPORTANT i sound like a """"personal massager"""" and that is totally the wrong image

you won't try and murder me though. so. i felt it was the safer option?

you know it doesn't but I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MAKE YOU SEE IT. you have a love life or an attempt at one. i do not.

and i sound like i show people my junk still, the powers and what you do with them are what matter. not the name

is he really gonna murder you over some bacon or something when he's playing so nice?? i use that word very very very very very loosely ftr

being lured into a trap does not a love life make. i mean i totally wish i did and not gonna lie (dont you ever tell caitlin this i will deny it forever) but i was sooo tempted during that whole team up thing. whose idea was it to leave me alone in the truck with her btw

okay but the name IS important. also i don't even know how to use my powers yet so if you have any ideas on that lemme know

he went back in time to kill me once he found out my name. i don't know if you've met eobard, but hey let's remember we're not exactly dealing with a normal person here.

there's still laurel and i'm never going to tell her. ever because i'm not dumb. and it was mine? i figured her plus cc was a bad idea? which was wrong and like i needed to keep an eye on cc so i trusted you to handle her.

try and feel the vibrations????? harrison wells/eobard thawne coaching me through vibrating through a wall i am not.

do you think he hates you because alternate timeline barry ate his scrambled eggs

yeah it was the handling her that wouldve been the problem if i did not have STEEL WILL and had succumbed to her feminine wiles. they are so wily btw the wiliest

okay yeah that's just making the vibe thing worse i think i'll stick with doing power poses in the backyard when everyone is sleeping

for all i know maybe that's the case. maybe i ate the last hamburger, i don't know????

the wiliest. oh wow i am never letting you forget you just said that. i mean i'm one to talk but oh wow.

...see now i want to stay up just to see what poses you're doing.

he does like hamburgers way too much so who knows

WHAT DUDE it's true!

nope my power poses are 100% private no audience allowed

maybe one day he'll tell me. one day. eventually.

I KNOW BUT THAT WORD.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( i let you watch me. :( :( :( :( :(

i bet it is really petty and dumb though like that would just make the worst kind of sense

it's a perfectly good word!!

yeah but you're actually DOING STUFF when i watch you

also pizza's ready to be picked up

it would also be my luck like yeah i have a mortal enemy because i did something stupid one time. oliver would laugh and laugh and laugh and make fun of me but you wouldn't.

it's still funny and I RAN UNTIL I PASSED OUT ONE TIME DON'T EVEN.

and i'm about ready to leave what timing. i'll be home in a flash. see you then.

and i'm eating your extra breadstick if you don't let me watch

DONT EAT MY BREADSTICK YOU MONSTER

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