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he's beauty he's grace he'll fall right on his face.

Barry Allen
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tell that to the empty box of poptarts in the kitchen dude :(

okay lisa is not charmed she's insane and evil and laurel just needed a favor and i am totally okay with that really

i was hungry i'm sorry :(

she is insane and evil but she was charmed too. i know charmed. i saw charmed written on her face. she was smitten and you could bring her over to the good side if it wasn't for captain cold. and laurel was charmed too.

because i know you. and sort of know her. :D you'll lose this argument, promise, i've been taking stubborn lessons from hal and he's basically a brick wall when he wants to be.

:( :( :( :(

okay but if she was charmed it was totally like praying-mantis-before-devouring-their-mate charmed. not that there was any mating!! absolutely none at all because i don't want my head or any other body parts bitten off. or frozen off for that matter.

also speaking of hal has he told you what me-in-his-universe is called because he told me and now i totally can't think of my own totally sweet codename :(

:( I REALLY AM SORRY

i heard there was a kiss. i mean that counts as mating to me. you survived though which. you know. is something.

...he might have when i mentioned your name and i didn't want to tell you because of that? but move past the name cisco, we'll be fighting crime even more than we already are. because you're a teammate on the flash side of things. think about it, vibe, firestorm and flash: protectors of central city. us > team arrow

He's. God. No. No it's not like that. Oh my god though you know what maybe he'll end up with his Anya, okay. You don't know if it'll end badly.

I have, but I do remember telling you I had a double major in those? Right before I beat you up but you know.

:D We're actually supervillains and our power is just those faces, I'm sorry but you've realized our secret. I can't let you tell anyone.

if you're gonna steal delicious breakfast foods steal them from our OTHER ROOMMATE not your bro that's like bro code 101

okay if that counts as mating to you you seriously need a sex ed refresher course. and i only survived it because she wanted to get me back to her brother's evil lair so it totally doesn't count!

THE NAME IS SO IMPORTANT i sound like a """"personal massager"""" and that is totally the wrong image

you won't try and murder me though. so. i felt it was the safer option?

you know it doesn't but I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MAKE YOU SEE IT. you have a love life or an attempt at one. i do not.

and i sound like i show people my junk still, the powers and what you do with them are what matter. not the name

is he really gonna murder you over some bacon or something when he's playing so nice?? i use that word very very very very very loosely ftr

being lured into a trap does not a love life make. i mean i totally wish i did and not gonna lie (dont you ever tell caitlin this i will deny it forever) but i was sooo tempted during that whole team up thing. whose idea was it to leave me alone in the truck with her btw

okay but the name IS important. also i don't even know how to use my powers yet so if you have any ideas on that lemme know

he went back in time to kill me once he found out my name. i don't know if you've met eobard, but hey let's remember we're not exactly dealing with a normal person here.

there's still laurel and i'm never going to tell her. ever because i'm not dumb. and it was mine? i figured her plus cc was a bad idea? which was wrong and like i needed to keep an eye on cc so i trusted you to handle her.

try and feel the vibrations????? harrison wells/eobard thawne coaching me through vibrating through a wall i am not.

do you think he hates you because alternate timeline barry ate his scrambled eggs

yeah it was the handling her that wouldve been the problem if i did not have STEEL WILL and had succumbed to her feminine wiles. they are so wily btw the wiliest

okay yeah that's just making the vibe thing worse i think i'll stick with doing power poses in the backyard when everyone is sleeping

for all i know maybe that's the case. maybe i ate the last hamburger, i don't know????

the wiliest. oh wow i am never letting you forget you just said that. i mean i'm one to talk but oh wow.

...see now i want to stay up just to see what poses you're doing.

he does like hamburgers way too much so who knows

WHAT DUDE it's true!

nope my power poses are 100% private no audience allowed

maybe one day he'll tell me. one day. eventually.

I KNOW BUT THAT WORD.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( i let you watch me. :( :( :( :( :(

i bet it is really petty and dumb though like that would just make the worst kind of sense

it's a perfectly good word!!

yeah but you're actually DOING STUFF when i watch you

also pizza's ready to be picked up

it would also be my luck like yeah i have a mortal enemy because i did something stupid one time. oliver would laugh and laugh and laugh and make fun of me but you wouldn't.

it's still funny and I RAN UNTIL I PASSED OUT ONE TIME DON'T EVEN.

and i'm about ready to leave what timing. i'll be home in a flash. see you then.

and i'm eating your extra breadstick if you don't let me watch

DONT EAT MY BREADSTICK YOU MONSTER

[Bart's taking advantage of the few seconds between him knocking and Barry answering to just scrub his hands over his face and through his hair, trying to convince himself not to look like as much of a tired wreck as he no doubt does.

He feels like he'd been walking on a tight rope, only to have it snap right beneath his feet when he'd opened his eyes this morning and found out that two weeks had passed. And now-- now he's dangling above an abyss, his hands desperately holding onto both pieces of that rope lest he fall.

But when Barry does open the door, he's able to grin- and actually grin. Hell, he even manages to step forward those few steps at superspeed and smack Barry with a hug he knows will probably make him wheeze for a second or two before ducking under the arm that had opened the door and into his grandfather's room, into the relative protection of it.]

Well yeah you asked me to knock first and I mean I forgot at the front door but remembered when I got here so.

[He shrugs, shoving his hands into the pocket of his sweatshirt to keep himself from visibly fidgeting too much.]

[They're both the nerdiest of nerds.]

If he gets his Anya I will throw a party, but do you know how slim of a chance she was?

You know, I completely forgot? I had a little bit on my mind at the time.

Oh no. Sad faces and smilie emotes. What are you going to do with me? Kill me with kindness? Cute animals?

Pretty slim but my friends and I have a knack for beating the odds. I was in a coma for nine months and woke up fine, so if anyone could do it, probably hi.

This is me telling you again. Now that I'm not going to beat you up right afterward.

Incapacitate you. Not kill. Zero killing.

Did I do anything strange in the last 24 hours, yes or no?

How do you wake up completely fine from a coma? I'm not into medicine but isn't nine months a bit long to go without moving? You should have been a twig.
Unless we're defining 'fine' differently.

Locking my door, just in case.

You're too nice to even fake evil genius. Unbelievable.

I had some really good people watching over me. I'm not kidding, my friends pretty much saved my life. Plus I was already a twig. I could not have become more twig.

Can vibrate through doors. :D

I'M. Not. Evil geniuses don't have to kill to be evil geniuses I'm capable of faking it. Just maybe not over text.

If you mean did you act like I apparently did earlier this week even though Cisco was a little vague on details.

Yeah. I figured you were mad at both of us until I remembered zombie me.

Edited (shhh) 2015-07-31 04:12 (UTC)

Did you suddenly find yourself in Maurtia Falls 2025 where there was something resembling a not horror filled future?

[...Okay, he can't really blame them for thinking he was angry. Sequestering himself and keeping at a distance is his usual habit when anger gets the better of him, unless he truly wants to act on his impulses. Then it turns violent, fast.]

No. I was locked up in a brainwashing facility.
They put us through multiple sessions, trying to make us love the government.
I'm positive it was in this world's past. Perhaps somewhere around thirty years.
Our powers were dampened there. First time my body's reacted to drugs in years.

[And his body practically shut down for longer than most because of that.]

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