( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
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The Flash
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Comments

[tardily]

in my defense i didn't like either for the same reason. and it changed thanks to iris and her blog.

the point is! if colors were really important i might have kept that and you can't tell me it's a good name.

so. i don't have to admit my world being boring.

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[tardily]

The varying levels of violence might make it okay for me to say they protest a little too much. But then again, maybe they do just want to beat him up.

Or should I say me. It's hard figuring out which one I need to use.

[tardily]

For real? Did you just? Okay, I'll admit my sense of how old people are is a little skewed but I don't think there's a reason you should have problems with a :).

And also that made it worse. :(

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[airshow]

A little of column A, a little of column B. Not our fault other-you made it fun!

Maybe we need to give you-you and other-you distinctive nicknames for conversations like this. You can be Jan and he can be Marcia, how's that sound?

[infomodder]

[For reel, Barry. Reely reely, Shrek.]

Age + weekend of nothing but custard donuts and coffee. I suspect this is the perpetrator. Might need to investigate further.

[or go the fuck to sleep, but who does that???]

I'm sorry to hear that ;(

[tardily]

[ Shrek is life. ]

Have you slept? Just. Asking.

[ BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS COLLEGE. and tbh that sounds like his diet back then. ]

You winky faced. :/

[infomodder]

[Shrek is love.]

Not a wink.
I thought that was ;) not ;(

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[tardily]

Why do I have to be Jan if I'm the one that's here? And he's not. I'm pretty sure that entitles me to Marcia more than him.

[ a pause. ] And beating me up should not be fun, at least from my perspective, but maybe that's just me speaking as the one who'd be beat up.

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[airshow]

See, I think the fact that you're protesting it definitely makes you Jan. Plus he was there first. You've got a lot to live up to. Are you a natural brunette, by the way?

[ Yes he's been creeping the network. He's seen your adorable fifteen year old puppydog face. ]

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[tardily]

But I'm not going to say what she says in reference to Marcia. I like my world. I mean it's not perfect and there's a potential for Bart to never exist even if he's my version of him, but I do really like it. I have an awesome dad and an awesome foster-ish dad. And Wells is a little messed up but he's helping me and I love my friends. I don't need his world. I have no reason to say the thing.

[ Maybe the experience. He'll take the experience but he wants all of his stuff from his world too. ]

You'd be able to see my roots if I wasn't. Network stalking someone is creepy by the way. And concerning, but mostly just creepy.

[tardily]

[ Neither one of us is linking to a Shrek thing, don't you dare do it. ]

It's a sad wink. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0mSEzttx8

[infomodder]

[as u wish]

Maybe it just has dirt in its eye. [Since when does he wink at guys, sadly or otherwise? This design is just all wrong, seriously.] Anyway I'm going to watch your show as long as it airs so if you have questions about it and don't want to watch yourself, feel free to ask. And thanks.

you are fucking lucky i love this song and break out into impromptu karaoke with it

[tardily]

That just makes me think you got pushed in the dirt. :/

Thanks btw. I probably will ask you to keep me updated. I mean I can watch it but- you enjoyed it so, I don't want to take that away from you.

Eat some real food at sleep. Your job is done for today.

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[airshow]

Hey, heyyy, I protest! I'm not creepy. I just think it's important to do my homework. You're a detective, right? You know this stuff!

[ The roots thing, though... for a second he wonders how often Flashes have to cut their hair. Is that, too, a metabolism thing? CRAZY! ]

Anyway, that's all very boom-de-yada. I'm thrilled for you. Beyond thrilled. Giddy. Ecstatic. All the best to you and yours. Couldn't possibly happen to a nicer guy. And with that, I think most of my pressing questions are answered. [ With the implication, subtle but there, that if Barry ever has questions of his own... well, they might not get answered, but his line is open. ] I'm gonna let you go, because I'm sure you're a busy man and it's almost time for me to get my lasagna out of the oven, soooo TTFN, huh?

[ A beat. ]

Oh, one last thing. Try and be nice to my Piper, even if yours is king of the jerks, huh? The guy can be a real pain in the neck, but he's definitely not as much of a dick as the Reverse Flash. [ Another little disbelieving snort. What a list. ] For the record, he's a helluva guy to have on your side. Wouldn't hurt to give him a chance.

[runningstart]

so if i understand u

[runningstart]

u are trying to tell me that your world is not boring because it

has less colors than mine.................

only a true friend would be that truly honest

[infomodder]

[Well, that's not WRONG. Not that Will is going to fess up to a lifetime of essentially being pushed in the dirt.

Damn cannibals.]

Thanks for the permission, I'll do that. ttyl

[SO HIP AND YOUNG WITH THE ACRONYMS, WOW]

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[khajidont]

You've made a terrible mistake.

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[tardily]

...

[ give him a sec. ]

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[tardily]

I'm afraid to ask what mistake I've made.

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[tardily]

Oh, wait. In my defense he asked and didn't give me time to answer. I didn't realize he'd go this far. I just did :( and :).

How did you know it was me anyway?

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[khajidont]

I guess I can forgive you but you should probably know you've created a monster. He just uses huge lines of them and look

[ATTACHED: ໒( ” •̀ ᗜ •́ ” )७ on his window with patterned duct tape.]

He just takes these things and runs with them

[HAHAH. GET IT? GET IT? He's hilarious.]

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[khajidont]

Oh and cuz he told me obviously. I had my money on wally

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[tardily]

I am so so sorry. Just send him to me and we could have a talk about how that's not a good idea and how he really should have listened when I said not everyone liked them. He did one with a musical note with me.

And I don't know if I should be glad you thought Wally did this before Bart told you or not. I'm going for yes, but ???

[tardily]

no. i am saying my world has more creativity so we don't need the colors to be creative.

seriously wally, you won't even get me to admit it under torture.