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he's beauty he's grace he'll fall right on his face.

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On your mood. Suddenly you can shift physics?

[ There's that trace of the Barry Leonard knows hidden in that comment, but as soon as it appears it's gone. ]

Aw. You're a big fan of it where I come from. You love it.

I wouldn't underestimate me, but mostly I was just referring to being good or bad. Not up and down.

[That's a lot of emphasis on that 'love', he didn't miss that.]

Really now? I see. How do I express this love?

You and Caitlin asking questions like that. I'm beginning to worry about you too even if you're not my Frost and Len. Come on how do you think you do?

Careful, I might be hurt depending on how you answer.

Frankly? You're bringing it on yourself.

Also, if he's anything like me? Punching or pointing a gun. It's how I express most of my emotions.

I won't deny punching is a part of it. But it ends a little less violent than that.

[ he sounds like he's grinning when he says that and he is but for what reason is debatable. ]

Then again I guess he's a little better than you are.

Most people are a little better than me. Though if that leads to being less violent, I think I'm all right with that.

What I'm wondering is why I got such bad taste. You're really lacking like this.

And just how am I lacking, Mr. Snart?

Subtract personality and add some stereotypical vague evil, not really something all that memorable.

You're no Barry.

Subtract personality. You wound me. But look at you, defending your Barry. I bet he's too good for you. Too uptight and not willing to bend his rules for you. Can't be sleeping with the enemy, right?

I don't know about that. He's been bending a lot around me.

But he has a strong will and he keeps to his principles. I like that. Makes it fun.

Well well, little dishrag me isn't such a coward after all. I might want to meet him some time.

Oh. Oh Leonard. Haven't you heard that breaking those principles is so much better? Trust me, I know. You don't think you're such a bad guy where I'm from, do you?

He's a lot of things. He's not a coward. I wouldn't bother if he wasn't worth the effort.

[Oh. Oh Leonard. Right. Are they at that part already? Next step, sex tape.]

From what I've heard so far, I'm disturbingly non-corrupt, so I'm hoping that ain't true.

Please, if you look at his ass the way you look at mine, you'd bother even if he was.

[ Barry ]

That might depend on your definition of non-corrupt. I mean, being involved with a supervillian is pretty corrupt.

If you're that identical, your ass isn't your best feature.

[Although also very far from being the worst.]

Just how involved are we talking here, because so far it's just been about looking at your ass.

And what would be? My personality?

[ Ha. Now there's a funny joke. ]

Let's just say looking isn't the only thing you do with my ass, Leonard.

Maybe I'd let the real you in on the secret one day. Although I doubt it.

[He's not the sharing type. Ever.]

Lucky you.

It's his loss.

[ Things that are true across time and space: that. ]

Lucky both of us. Or lucky my you. Something tells me I won't get to enjoy that with you around.