( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
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The Flash
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[infomodder]

Recreational shark fishing wasn't popular until the 1975 premiere of Jaws. After that? People wanted to snag a "man-eating" great white. Oddly enough, it was undoubtedly not a great white shark that would have inspired Peter Benchley to write the novel, but a bull shark. Neither species should be hunted for fictional stories, however. You'd think this would be common sense.

[tardily]

Apparently no men were eaten by the great whites they were trying to catch. Just the great white's sibling.

Shark facts. Why sharks?

Have I suddenly become a shark without realizing it?

omfg i was right here doing day 3 bless u

[infomodder]

Whoaaaa, reign in those seahorses! TalkJawsomeToMe only sends one riveting and delightful fact about sharks a day, but we can tell you are an eager beaver! We'll throw you another one. Just don't spread it to the rest of the school or we'll have to deal with our boss Megalodon, and she doesn't go easy on ANYBODY!

The chance of being killed by a shark is 1 in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is 1 in 10 million. You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark. What's so scary about sharks now?

IT'S LIKE I KNEW.

[tardily]

I'M NOT AQUAMAN I DON'T RIDE SEAHORSES.

I don't...I honestly don't know if I want to know any of this. If I text stop does that stop this?

MINDMELD 1/2

[infomodder]

Whoaaaa, reign in those seahorses! TalkJawsomeToMe only sends one riveting and delightful fact about sharks a day, but we can tell you are an eager beaver! We'll throw you another one. Just don't spread it to the rest of the school or we'll have to deal with our boss Megalodon, and she doesn't go easy on ANYBODY!

Sharks do not have a single bone in their bodies! Sharks have a skeleton made up of cartilage. Yes, the same type of tough, flexible tissue that makes up human ears and noses.

[infomodder]

TalkJawsomeToMe has registered that you used the word STOP! Would you like to unsubscribe from riveting and delightful facts about sharks? If you would like to STOP receiving facts about one of nature's most misunderstood and impressive species, we understand. That's how humans are! Please text STOP one more time for us to be certain this is the path you have chosen like so many egocentric and arrogant human beings before you.

[tardily]

...Never mind.

:(

[infomodder]

[For a brief moment, Barry might think that he isn't being sent automated messages, that someone is working this dumb shit for a living, because rather than receive another text of VERY FUN SHARK FACTS or anything spam-related? He gets a simple emote of a shark's head rising through the water. Like the Facebook one, and that's it.]