( ic contact ) - ( sorry, guys, i got a little held up. you had to be there. )

[tardily]

 

Barry Allen
Hey! You've reached Barry Allen. I'm not available to take your call right now because of— a reason. Leave a message or just text me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP.


The Flash
This is The Flash. Not Kid Flash or Impulse. The Flash. I can't text and run. I'll get back to you ASAP and you know that's pretty fast coming from me. BEEP.

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[tardily]

[ You forced his hand, Oliver. You forced his hand. Also, is it something like :||| because Barry can imagine it. ]

Foolproof or guessing game?

[ And in this corner, we have Barry attempting to use logic because shut up you can't guarantee you'll be good Oliver. ]

IT IS IN MY HEART STOP BULLYING ME

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Because I hadn't got around to opening it yet and everything else left in my room was under debris or severely waterlogged. The packaging protected the socks, so I took them.

[Why must you judge him.]

Normally speaking, at least where I come from, that isn't something that happens to scare anyone off their ass. It was a wholly unique situation. In some cases, an abnormal reaction to an abnormal situation is normal behavior.

[Thanks Hannibal, he remembers your words of wisdom, xoxoxo. Better than getting crotchety with Barry about who's the criminal profiler here, what does he know about people's reactions compared to Will Graham, stop this armchair psychiatry, ur wrong!!! Much preferable to go with the cannibalistic serial killer's ideas of normal, there are no issues here, shut UP, BA.]

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[airshow]

[ Not too literal, all things considered, but Barry doesn't have to know that. ]

I lie about a lot of things, but stickers aren't one of them.

COMMENT NOT HERE

[hartleylittleworkingsong]

Liar! The Kid Flash wing, Friends of the Flash wing, and Rogues Wing (which has eight galleries) are all things.

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[restitute]

Both.

[... Just say it, Oliver. It's not like Barry hasn't seen you tripping out already.]

Apparently the Porter thought I needed a few more hallucinations. The severity of it lets me know how much danger I'm in.

[It's just as fun as it sounds.]

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[tardily]

[ ...Oh. Well. Oh. ]

Are you having one while talking to me?

[ How that is honestly the appropriate follow-up question, the world may never know. But it does feel safer to ask than just about any other one that pops into his head. ]

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[restitute]

We're in the middle of a quarantine.

[That's Oliver speak for: "Duh."

... but.]

Yes.

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[tardily]

You just told me about the powers. Sorry I'm familiar with its inner workings already?

[ Again. Why is he friends with you?

U g h. ]

Not really bad though right? Because you're texting me. I mean you hallucinating is bad anyway but you know.

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[tardily]

So if later on I asked for those stickers, you'd say yes?

[ Barry. Barry. Just because this is weird doesn't justify you asking for stickers. ]

And you probably shouldn't have told me you lie a lot.

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[airshow]

I'll be sure to keep 'em at the ready.

And c'monnn, what? I was just being honest.

[ There are clearly a lot of layers here. ]

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[restitute]

[Because he's a ray of goddamn sunshine.

If sunshine was a dark green and stabbed people as a form of stress relief.]

I've been here since November. I've learned to work around it.

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[how does he]

hi

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UGH OKAY FORGET THAT FIRST TEXT god thats so lame

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look um like

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okay so like

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anyway so there was a thing that happened and like i dont know if you know i wasnt here for it nbd not kidnapped but like

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no forget that DANGIT WHY DONT THESE THINGS HAVE TEXT RETRACTION i dont even know if thats a thing im going to invent it

no im going to pay robin to invent it hes better

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OH MY GOD

ok so like um

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sorry

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[tardily]

you're back!

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[tardily]

bart already knows you're back, right?

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[tardily]

why am i asking that? that is a stupid question i hope.

he better have been one of the first if not the first you said hello to.

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[tardily]

hi's not lame?

it's a text equivalent of a wave. and waves aren't lame. unless that is you trying to say waves are lame.

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[tardily]

i noticed you weren't here.

are we talking about the plague or the dragon here?

because that's an important distinction when it comes to things you weren't here for because porters aren't the best at timing. at all.

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[tardily]

why not both.

assuming robin is not...a bird and is a person. which i'm assuming yes and this another situation where my world just leaves out knowledge i could use here. because everyone knows me and i'm tossing darts at the dartboard to find out if i can figure it out.